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Paternoed

If you were unjustly dismissed, fucked or screwed from a job-you have been Paternoed. Obviously you were competent but still were fired because a higher up in your organization ignored the truth.
I used to teach at that school but I got Paternoed. I think it was cause I was smarter then my boss.
by begold March 6, 2012
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pu pu platter

A platter of fucking different types of shit.
Corkle asked the waiter at China Lulu what came in the pu pu platter. The waiter, Chang Lee. told Corkle that there was 4 pieces of dog shit, 3 cow patties, 15 or 16 rabbit pellets, and one piece of elephant fuck in the pu pu pkatter.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 7, 2018
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cum pattern

The act of intentionally or unintentionally cumming in the form of a shape or pattern.
As cum pumped out of Billy's penis and onto Jen's back, he realized that his cum was in the shape of a heart-a cum pattern.
by Jah-Murda August 13, 2007
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harry potter

a person who is extremely hairy who loves to put it in little childrens butts
by thepottman January 2, 2009
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harry potter

The emo main character of the infamous Harry Potter book series by JK Rowling. Potter spends the majority of his time whining and complaining about various obstacles he must face. If wizards had ipods, his favorite band would be Fall Out Boy (or Simple Plan). He also carries quite a large ego, what with being the fated saver of the world and all. This makes him ubiquitously appealing to similarly minded readers everywhere, while also drawing criticism from others.
Potter is also a discriminatory censurer of the house of Slytherin and its occupants as well as the society of muggles (maybe if the wizards trusted muggles they wouldn't seem so stupid and ignorant!).
Potter is also the creator of the most beautiful and amazing child's name known to date, Albus Severus. AS is slated to be the most popular baby name for 2008.
I saw Harry Potter getting his head deflated by Madame Pomfrey at St. Mungo's last week!
by Arabella Quag May 11, 2008
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Harry Potter

1) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him something that no one should worship.
2) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him go insane with pain.
3) A boy with a scar on his head that told everyone he was a freak. He goes to Hogwars, how freakier can you get?
4) Something that Chris Columbus ruined totally.
5) A creation of J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter is such a media-whore craze.
by scientificprogessgoesboink August 9, 2003
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Harry Potter

A book series that is made of win.

Often compared to Twilight or Lord of the Rings, despite being both infinitely better and mostly unrelated to the two.
Illiterate non-Harry Potter fan*: Oh my god, Harry Potter is a rip off of Lord of the Rings, and Twilight is way better!
Reasonable person: You are not intelligent, my friend.

*note: this doesn't mean that people who don't like Harry Potter are illiterate, just that people who compare it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight are.
by kaiaman November 29, 2009
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