Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019

Clit

A myth

"Rub my clit"

"But it doesn't exist"

by Captain_Crust May 23, 2022

Clit-hanger

The female equivalent of blue balls. A slang term to refer to a mildly painful feeling in the clitoris of unrelieved sexual arousal. It can also refer to “sexual frustration” in general.

Mike was always being a tease and always left Jane on a clit-hanger...

by RoloRolo December 16, 2023

Clit-stick

An obscure name for the male dong. During embryo development the clitoris and penis differentiate from the same reproductive tissue. The penis is essentially a clitoris that has enlarged and grown on a stalk.

Peter saw Paul's penis and thought, "wow, that's a weird looking clit-stick."

by BudgieSmuggler May 12, 2014

clit cleaner

A girl that vigorously licks clean another girls clit

Raina: “You’re such a clit cleaner”
Sarah: “That’s you”

by ThighsHub September 19, 2022

Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017

Clit To Shit

When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.

I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.

by Big Dick Nine December 22, 2017