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by Rxplanation February 16, 2023

tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable

person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block

by swype May 26, 2011

learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.

From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.

by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016

karma block

A redditor who has not been successful with his last posts and seeks to downvote every possible upload. They:
-Point out reposts
-Correct Grammar
-Downvote a user's past uploads

I started out strong on reddit with a solid 30 upvotes on my post, but that karma block pointed out that it was a repost :/.

by cornycobb94 March 23, 2013

Blocked Tubo

Best in the fuckin lobby plain and simple, fellow freedom finder and handsome devil, will take your woman (don’t tell rach)

Blocked Tubo joined my lobby and it was an easy win.

by Fellow freedom finder March 22, 2021

Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019

Flubber Block

When the girl is SO fat, the guy cant find the hole because her FLUBBER BLOCKS it.

Carly has a really big flubber block.

by Tanisha Dockhorn August 5, 2008