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clit slapped

When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.
John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."

Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."
by toddmatt September 17, 2013
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Clit pop

When your legs are crossed and you fart and it rolls up your taint and then pops at the tip of your clit
Girl: *farts while legs are crossed*
*Fart bubble pops on clit and feels pleasured*
Girl: “Ahhhh, clit pop...”
by DaisyBigBoobs November 23, 2021
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Clit-phobia

Egyptian men suffer from clit-phobia, so they circumcise their women.
by Al3essam May 1, 2021
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Clit Crumbler

A word to describe a person who is good at performing oral sex on people with a clit. Clit Crumbler.
God, that guy I hooked up with last night was such a clit crumbler! Imma hit him up again.
by msp00ki3 March 1, 2022
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clit-together

the opposite of a sausage fest.

when clits get to together
why are there no dudes at this party? This party is such a clit-together.
by bb*beluga August 9, 2010
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Clit-stick

An obscure name for the male dong. During embryo development the clitoris and penis differentiate from the same reproductive tissue. The penis is essentially a clitoris that has enlarged and grown on a stalk.
Peter saw Paul's penis and thought, "wow, that's a weird looking clit-stick."
by BudgieSmuggler May 12, 2014
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