bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.

We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.

by bloat hunter April 1, 2017

Mag Job

A Mag Job or "Magglio" refers to fellatio from a morbidly obese trashy whore wearing wrap around sunglasses made famous by major league baseball player Magglio Ordonez.

I flung open the door to find that land whale giving him a hard core Mag Job!

by moses malone2 February 15, 2010

Mo-Job

When one ingests copious amounts of various types of alcohol, topped off by projectile, violent, and exsplosive emesis.

Maureen did a stellar performance of a Mo-Job one saturday night.

by Sammie Jo7 June 11, 2013

Slob Job

A hand job or blow job performed in a really trashy manner.

She gave him a slob job in the school parking lot.

by LanzAlx November 28, 2013

smog job

Farting while receiving fellatio.

She went down on me and used too much teeth, so I gave her a smog job.

by Aaron Robert Raymond Jr. August 11, 2009

smile job

When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.

"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*

I just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!

by thesaminator17 October 13, 2010

Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume

The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.

by MTskier October 11, 2010