Attorney girlfriend

Aw what? Nobody else wants to cover it? Ok. Well, I guess it's up to me to Op Ed the shit out of this situation.

Hym "What happened to the attorney girlfriend? Is that not a thing anymore? Is it impossible to love women after one of them fucks a retard behind your back? *sigh* Haaaaaa-shit... That kind of bums me out..."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2022

Interim girlfriend

To be temporary or in the place of

I think you should be my interim girlfriend.

by Coreytyree19 December 29, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you may not have if your here.

Todd;whats a girlfriend?

Mike; something you dont have😔

by Bootyeater1000 December 31, 2022

Girlfriend deprived

Not seeing, touching or talking to your girlfriend in so long.

I am so girlfriend deprived I haven’t kissed her in at least an hour

by Kelsey Anne January 7, 2023

brays girlfriend

joy luckyness nibaruta

oh look that’s brays girlfriend aka joy

by sexiestgirlsalive July 23, 2023

NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY

National girlfriend day is a day on Aug 1 where you celebrate a day loving your girlfriend. She will LOVE you for this.

Guy: “Happy National Girlfriend Day!”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Guy: “National Girlfriend Day is a day where I show you A LOT of love.”
Girl: “Aww thank you!”

by TheWonderKoko July 31, 2023

National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023