Fake bro

A bro that doesn't put in effort to hangout or talk. One that doesn't get on Xbox with the bois.

Yeah, Daniel is such a fake bro.

by Ironleal June 28, 2019

Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

by cul3pr April 2, 2019

Fake friends

The people you hang out with at school.

“Hey girly”
^^example of what fake friends say.

by An.angel June 15, 2019

Fake Plant

A usually inorganic object which looks like a plant. Most often made of some sort of plastic.

"I'm going to water this plant!"
"No dude, that's a FAKE Plant!"

by Beholderface January 27, 2018

Fake up

Cheap, drug store makeup dupes

Man, I have to go get some fake up from the drugstore
What’s fake up?
Makeup, but the drugstore dupes!

by Anxiety! at the Club February 5, 2018

fake n'baker

1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.

2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.

"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."

"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"

by BermpChick January 2, 2013

Fake twat

A girl who acts like your friend in front of people, but in reality you know that you two will forever not like each other. She will seek any chance to make any digs at you privately.

That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.

by Katm14 September 1, 2013