Sausage Shunter

A person who inserts sausages into their bodily orifices - namely the face and arse. Sometimes also simultaneously.

Gunther was such a sausage shunter, he just couldn't get enough of that meat!

by full of it February 21, 2011

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Sausage Slingshot

An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot

Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks

by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016

Sausage Sex

Where a group of 2 or more males have intercourse on a day to day basis.

Yo Kyle , David and I are having some amazing sausage sex.

by StraightUpKeyboardG May 19, 2016

sausage dildo

It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.

Are you using that sausage dildo

by Voldaar March 16, 2016

spicy sausage

a sausage so spicy, you will say "that was a spicy sausage" in class.

the spicy sausage i had for lunch is still burning my mouth

by no chill novia February 23, 2015

Sausage Ditch

A place of which to insert you're mighty walls banger!

After taking a leisurley stroll in the country, Samuel was pleased to come across Susans "sausage ditch" buried in the growling undergrowth!

by Sausage Gash. June 13, 2011