ApocaSheen Now 

The demise and ultimate doom of Charlie Sheen. In reference to his father’s epic war movie “Apocalypse Now”.

Mary: Looks like Charlie is going through his own Apocalypse Now, make that, ApocaSheen Now.

Sue: Yeh, Rated R for disturbing violent images, language, sexual content and constant drug use.

ApocaSheen Now by Smazkiss March 18, 2011

is now offline 

This phrase is preceded by your name and is used primarily in online chats where you are capable of logging in/out. It is used as a response to an absolutely idiotic comment, where you feel the need to log off on this person. Equivalent of slamming the door in someone's face, the ellipsis ("..."), or actually logging off on them.

Other variations include, but are not limited to:
- ____ has logged off.
- ____ is no longer able to chat.
- ____ has signed out.

Frank: So, doing anything interesting?
Nordman: Collecting sperm by masturbating into a balloon.
Frank: Frank is now offline.

is now offline by oo| November 14, 2011

And now for something completely different 

Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.

Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.

"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.

And now for something completely different by Wayner Wayne September 12, 2021

Thy end is now 

Basically translates to "I'll murder you", commonly said by the infamous Ultrakill boss "Minos Prime" when he commence his attacks on you the player

"Hey have you heard of that frequently talked about movement shooter game called Ultrakill?"
"Oh ya mean that carbon-copy of Doom?"
"Thy end is now!"

Thy end is now by cock sucking prick May 17, 2023

You're in the jungle now baby 

You're in the jungle now baby is a phrase one may use when explaining to someone that they are about to get royally fucked up. Use this phrase before knocking someone out with a haymaker punch

*cop lady and drug dealer square up*

Cop lady: I'm gonna twist your balls so tight

Drug dealer: You're in the jungle now baby (Proceeds to wind up and throw a textbook haymaker punch, throwing the cop lady clean off her feet and knocking her the fuck out)

You're in the jungle now baby by Saul the pineapple July 25, 2017

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

tana mongeau is quaking right now by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017

really now? 

something like 'come on' or 'what were you thinking'?

this girl dumped me and that same night i hooked up with her girlfriend
really now?

really now? by anderson williamson June 2, 2009