Liam Payne

do not put your hands on his body and swing that round for him, because Liam Payne is a scary scary man who hates hands
also the irrelevant one in one direction

liam payne: if you don't remove those hands there's a high likelyhood that you'll never use them again

by ur.mum.bahahahhaha September 5, 2022

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Liam

A gay kid who has a little 1.5 inch dick. Liam gets all the men drooling over him and all the men really want a taste of that little dick.

Ohh James look at Liam he’s so hot I just want a little taste of that tiny dick.

I know right he’s so hot isn’t he Ryan.

by KryptiQ November 14, 2019

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Liam is someone who finds his own way to comfort you. He may not always openly say that he cares or loves you, but he shows it in his own way. Liam is someone who will prioritise when you need it. He may agree to watch a 3 hour concert with you, even though he’s not interested in your taste in music, he’s happy that you’re happy and that he’s by your side. He will say that he’ll “sit through it” because he knows you’d love it. Who knows, Liam may make you a handmade bracelet, a way to show his affection, and without realising you end up wearing it for so many years. Liam is the type of person that can be your best friend as well, you can gossip with him about anyone. He isn’t the type of person to openly show affection, but he has his ways. For example, he would blow on your hair as a way of him kissing you. Liam is your comfort person.

I love Liammmmmm

by Curly muffins June 3, 2025

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