A really kind girl who is generally quiet. She thinks she is the ugly duck of her friends when in reality is the swan. However she is acts really naive and clueless to hide that she is secretly smart.
Sam: Hey bro, I been dating that girl I met at the bar. You know, the one you said was a easy girl and really clueless. Well guess what she's not. She's actually pretty smart and beat me at my own game.
Ken: Sorry dude. She sounds like a little Ann Mary.
Ken: Sorry dude. She sounds like a little Ann Mary.
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Holmes told a Mary Zoo story, it was better than phenomenal.
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Mate 1: "dude, she was all over me on the first date. but left at her front door..."
Mate 2: "that sux dude, that girls sounds like A Real Mary"
Mate 2: "that sux dude, that girls sounds like A Real Mary"
by Mr_Bruce June 21, 2011
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