Red lobster

Basically when a girl is on her period and they're having sex with with someone

Sticking a dick in a bloody vagina is a red lobster

by RedLobster November 20, 2016

Puerto Lobos

The place from Life Is Strange 2, where you try to get to mexico.

Person 1: Hey person 2! Guess what!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I got both of the characters to Puerto Lobos!
Person 2: Cool.. I don’t care.

by DillonVentures December 11, 2019

Lobster

A fellow from another region of the world who has come to visit another area to 'Relax and Enjoy The Sun', yet has an inability to use the decent amount of sunscreen, often turning their skin into a reddish hue.

"That Lobster stayed too long in the sun"

by Lunexor July 4, 2008

lobster

a person who says they are going to do something, but just screws them over in the end. ( lobster, lob, lobbed)

Wow, youre such a lobster
Wow, you lobbed again last night

by lobster101 November 8, 2009

lobster-claw

the female equivalent of teabagging.

she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.

by The Jello Fetus February 7, 2012

Lobstering

Something our sleep-deprived Tubbo said in a Ranboo stream

Tubbo: I'm gonna start withholding lobstering from you

Ranboo: What does that even mean???

by Yuri_loves_pens June 22, 2021

probe lobes

"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"

"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."

"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."

"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."

"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."

"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?

by writah' May 17, 2008