when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon
“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”
by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 6, 2021
Get the loaded chipmug. by anonymous November 14, 2023
Get the Load the dishwashermug. 
Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
by geekmalone November 18, 2021
Get the The Loadmug. (sm-yes) n. an overly decorated or exaggerated person, place, or thing;
v. to greatly overdo something; most frequently used to refer to one's appearance
v. to greatly overdo something; most frequently used to refer to one's appearance
Dude...either take off the necklace, the bracelet, the earrings, the chain wallet, the watch, the belt buckle, the sunglasses, or the hat, because you are totally smyess loading it.
by Tsnake250 January 1, 2008
Get the smyess loadmug. Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".
Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.
P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.
P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"
"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021
Get the P Loadmug. A term used to describe two men who have deposited their load into the same partner in the same hole in a threesome. Conceptually similar to "Eskimo Brothers". Popularized by the show English Teacher on hulu.
by AliasFakename October 28, 2025
Get the Load twinsmug.