Lauren is a fat cow who eats cows and is a all round not good person who’s friends especially one who’s name is like a flower, are all fifty times better than her.
by Hatwomen February 18, 2019
Get the Lauren mug.Usually the daughter of a Jon or Dana. Usually has a brother named Will (William to be exact) and sister named Katelyn. The Largest butt in the tri-state area. She typically wears glasses and you can find her grazing the golf course of Meadville Pa on the weekly. She greatly enjoys hardware. She is attracted to gingers. They typically go by the name of Pat or Patrick.
by PusuedoBish March 30, 2019
Get the Lauren Dearment mug.Lauren Peyton is a southern beauty.. who is humble, kind hearted, nurturing, selfless, comforting, compassionate, inner beauty, outwardly beautiful, sexy, bright eyed and bright smile faithful, loyal, devoted, hard working, fights for the ones she LOVES..L.P.’s are women who are taught how to be a real lady, with manors and every who truly knows & loves her will tell you that she has a heart of gold and wears her heart on her sleeve.. she usually is the one who is receiving a broken heart instead of breaking hearts.. she knows how to be open minded and sees things from a perspective that allows her to see from the eyes of others, so that makes her more willing to others ideas & opinions and to try new things... she is a woman who has suffered through more than most people have at the same age as her or even older than her. She is a light in a dark alley, a light to those kept in confinement .. a gift from God only!
by PeyHinWhit92 October 18, 2018
Get the Lauren Peyton mug.So amazing! great sense of humor and will make you laugh so hard. She has a monsterous butt and soft and silky hair. WIll definetly win best hair award!
by hellopoopoohehehehe April 19, 2022
Get the Lauren mug.She is a very interesting girl who if you aren’t friends with her she will talk bad about you. She is one to keep secrets but will probably tell someone close to her. She loves whatever she has and will take good care of whatever possess. Become friends with a Lauren she will make you laugh and probably all ways be their for you if you are her friend; if you aren’t her friend you are a goner. Get yourself a Lauren so you don’t become a goner.
by Chelsisthebest November 29, 2021
Get the Lauren mug.A lauren. Not to be confused with Lo-Ren. "Lauren." Lauren.
I Lauren'd today.
by moozay November 23, 2021
Get the Lauren mug.The kind of woman who bakes your heart stop (not like a heart attack) and makes you catch your breath (not an asthma attack either). She is all kind of awesome.
Wow, Lauren made my heart stop. But I’m not dead.
Look at that woman! Lauren is better than an asthma attack!
Look at that woman! Lauren is better than an asthma attack!
by Brown eyes 81 January 5, 2022
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