kneenis

A penis located on the kneecap.

Good thing the guy with the cleets had hit my shin otherwise he would have torn up my kneenis.

by The David November 13, 2003

Get on your knees

The thing most middle-high school thots do to most guys at school because they think it makes them quirky but just end up getting an STD

Did you hear brad told thot name "get on your knees" to suck him off brad the other day? guess they both didn't hear he had HIV"

by FuckenCasual February 5, 2021

kneehigh to a grass hopper

very short person or object

fred - 'u seen jess recetly?' james - 'yer' fred - 'shes kneehigh to a grass hopper aint she'

by mmmcheese August 29, 2007

kneefs

Kneef- Fat from the thighs that hangs over the knee.

Margo has really fat kneefs, they are so fucking disgusting!

by Bubbbles2002 May 23, 2005

kneenus

The skin on your knees. It can be stretched out, and, like a weenus, you can compare the size of it to others.

Hey check the size of my kneenus
My kneenus is bigger than yours
Hey look at timmy, I bet he has a small kneenus

by Scott F. December 31, 2007

Kneepkens

A last name with a Dutch origin. There are not very many people with this last name, somewhere around 2,000. The K is not pronounced, just like every other English word that starts with "Kn", but people still seem to mispronounce it. Teachers are usually the best at butchering its pronunciation.

My last name is Kneepkens, one of the best you can have!

by Kneeps May 5, 2009

kneezer

like a tweaked, but its a girl who sucks anyone and everybody dick. She's always on here knees and gave the whole blow head. lol

Damn to a fuckin kneezer, she sucked all of 48th street and 60th dick hhaaaahhaa.

by Phi MAN July 29, 2010