joshua haynes

the creepy stalker standing behind you

he's moved to the window now...
he's watching from outside

joshua haynes is a tall bloke with a low level of relatability

"is that guy behind me joshua haynes?"

"try not to think about it"

by EScrooge January 19, 2018

Joshua

Joshua is your average high school boy with daddy issues. He is dating a girl from Slovenia most likely named Valentina. He is really tall and has dark hair. He is pretty sporty so be patient with him when you try to put him on potato diet. Friends call him Josh.

Valentina: I love Joshua...damn I want to f**k him

by i1have1a1name April 17, 2020

Joshua Isaac Footlik

A quirky young lad that plays the trumpet

“I am Joshua Isaac Footlik” -Joshua Isaac Footlik

by Alej and ro November 18, 2023

Joshua

A Josh just wants someone to love and have friends with but nobody likes you and you usally get rejected on dates.

Hey I like this girl she's so nice

Joshua ... you'll never get her

by Josh from school December 10, 2021

Joshua

A man who has a crush on Emma West.

Joshua wore his pants inside out.

by emmawestisthebest December 31, 2021

Joshua Kerr

A Joshua Kerr is a very weird male who displays his gayness from others in order to seek a juicy slong. The Joshua means that he’s loves getting porked, and the Kerr means he loves getting porked by a Horse

Stop touching me, your acting like a Joshua Kerr

by ILCJ February 22, 2022

Joshua

Someone who is very fruity and built diffrent but belongs with the fishies.

HES FRUITY AND TALL STAY AWAY.

OMG IS THAT JOSHUA HES SO FRUITY RUN!!!!!

by tzuyuswife April 8, 2022