Jason

Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.

"Hey did you hear about that police raid"
"Yeah must of been Jason's statements again"

by Wazking June 23, 2023

Jason

A loser who can't play Starbound

lmao look at that loser Jason he can't play starbound

by IPlayStarbound October 16, 2020

Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game

You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline”

by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021

Jason

A nigga who got no drip and a small penis

Jason got clipped by Monica

by M08 X June 16, 2022

Jason Jr.

The guy that tries to take charge when the boss Jason is out of the office...

We were going out to eat lunch but Jason Jr. told us we had to invite the whole department.

by JSJ918 September 25, 2019

Jason

A really dumb kid who sucks at fortnite oh wait I can't say that word I'll get copyrighted!!

Jason you suck at fertnite!!

by FERTNITEBRUHHHH October 29, 2019

Jason

dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.

Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls

by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021