Italian facial

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.

Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Italian and Indigenous People Day

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.

Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.

History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.

by KyoshiroOfHonor October 20, 2023

Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. The spit leaks to your ass crack and slicks the hair back. Giving you an Italian Butthole.

This chick was slobbering so hard that it slicked the hair back on my cheeks and gave me an Italian Butthole.

by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022

Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. It’s leaks to your butt cheeks and slicks the hair back like an ole Italian hair cut.

My girlfriend was slobbering so hard on my knob. That it leaked to my cheeks and slicked the hair back like an old Italian gangster cut. Giving me an Italian Butthole.

by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022

Italian Pitstop

In a group activity, where the fastest person takes a break to recover, until the slowest person arrives; then they immediately leave.

"Bro, don't do an italian pitstop on me - I'm out of breath".

by Kuncho December 13, 2022

The Italian

Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.

“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.

by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023