Crescendo of Suck

When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.

Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them

Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.

by madworldradio October 15, 2009

France Sucks

Quite honest facts, Mostly because France really does suck, Also this is why when you go to france, The first thing to do is leave immediately.

Jake: Hey guys i just went to france!
Steve: God no, France Sucks, Leave immediately.

by France Is Terrible May 24, 2023

suck martin

When you brush your teeth with a mans dick

Ahh last night I suck martined To get the spinach out of my mouth

by Tony Jaboni November 15, 2013

Suck Bag

...a bag of sucks

A suck bag is a bag of sucks.

by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Suck and Blow

A game where one person sucks on a paper, or a credit card with their mouth then the person sitting next to them tries to take it by sucking it with their mouths and the person that has it blows. If they drop it in the process then they have to kiss or make out.

"I want to play 'Suck and Blow' at my birthday party next week but I have to make sure Mike is sitting next to me."

by Flossy TN Chk October 29, 2020

Sussy Suck

When you you're getting good head in electrical.

Red: What were you doing in electrical?

Blue: Pink was giving me the ol' Sussy Suck.

Red: Damn, lucky.

by Virtual Fella May 2, 2021

Suck Puppy

A "Suck Puppy" is used to define someone who uses you for money and constantly blames other to divert attention from his leeching.

Cameron is such a Suck Puppy, he said Coltans brother came over to use the washer.

by RunTellThat555 January 6, 2019