Crack Monkey

A monkey who is addicted to crack cocaine, characterized by agitated delerium, feelings of restlessness, and exhibiting compulsive and repetitive patterns of behaviour, mostly in an effort to get more of the drug.

Scientists studying the effects of crack cocaine often use monkeys as the subject of their studies.

I must be in love because since I gave him my email address, I've been checking my email like a crack monkey.

by Alena W. September 23, 2003

crack off

To crack off is to masturbate wank

I'v had enough dinner, i'm going to crack off.

This game is boring, wana crack off together?

I cracked one off on my dads car this morning before he woke up

by Paticus September 30, 2008

crack prices

Outrageously high prices offered for everyday consumer items

Buyer: I want a bottle of water
Seller: Four dollars.
Buyer: Those crack prices!
Buyer: How 'bout a dollar!

by Robust April 28, 2006

kiddie crack

street name 4 fun dip

Yo! hit me up for some of that kiddie crack

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 20, 2003

crack-a-lackin

What's happening, what is going on. Used by Big Snoop Dogg and white kids trying to be like him.

Yo baby, this is big Snoop Dogg, what's crack-a-lackin?

by Black Rob June 07, 2003

What's the crack?

A phrase generally used in Northern Ireland meaning "any news", or something to that effect. It's answered with "nothing much" even if you do have news.

"What's the crack?"
"Nothing much. Oh, I won the lottery!".
"Class!"

by where'swally May 17, 2010

butt crack

V: to use your hands to open each side of your gluteus maximus to expose the rectum, then sit on an object while making sure that the rectum touches the desired object.

Rodney butt cracked Chris's pillow to get him back for that prank he pulled earlier.

by Richard Charles June 18, 2005