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internet bear

Wild bears, from polar to grizzly, who frequent the internet by means of natural wifi computers located in Natural Parks found throughout the United States. In response to an increasing number of fatal grizzly accidents throughout North America, park rangers and officials have included broadband and video game port forwarding to their bear-only network, in order to occupy the bears and prevent horrific attacks.

Known bears frequenting the internet include: Yogi, Smokey, Bart, and even Dinkins, the King of Bears.
That internet bear is incapable of rape to spread his genes through the internet, therefore he must solicit online sex from forums.
by Walt Winston February 14, 2007
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the internet

guy 1: when did the internet become a shithole.
guy 2: o u mean teh interwebs. lol
by billymuthafuckinmays February 1, 2009
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Jakarta International School

A school where foreign, rich, mostly asian, cracked boys, and gossiping girls go to gossip, and flex their ping-pong skills in really bad matches in Jakarta, Indonesia. (Only if their parents are as rich as jake paul)
Person 1: Hey look, that kid’s goes to Jakarta International School.
Person 2: I bet his parents are rich af.
Person 1: I bet he owns a iPhone XS Max.
Person 2: I know right.
Person 1: Spoiled, rich kid.
by Miyxzu August 22, 2019
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Internet Explorer

The web browser equivalent of trying not to get mugged in Newark, New Jersey.
by Skin-Nerd August 21, 2005
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Internet Gadfly

Taken from Somethingawful.com -

The Internet Gadfly is easily mistaken for a troll, but is actually far more pathetic and common than the troll. Whereas a troll is an artificial construct, the Internet Gadfly is desperate to invest himself emotionally in his attempts at disruption. The Internet belongs to him and how DARE you do something of which he does not approve. The Internet Gadfly will often initially seem benign, but he will soon attach himself to the power structure somewhere - on a forum, on IRC or even on Usenet - and then things will go horribly wrong. Internet Gadfly will begin griping constantly and pushing boundaries. He will eventually attempt to foment rebellion and, failing this, retreat to a sort of sub-community that exists solely to harass the community that exiled him. Fortunately, Internet Gadfly will find many outcast comrades to take up the cause with him.
by toee May 28, 2006
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internet faggot

Someone who uses wikipedia for anything and everything.
Instead of using mental power, they use wp "insert here" in mozilla.
"Hey evan what are you eating with"
wp kitchen utensils
"Ohh.. its a fork"
"You internet faggot."
by Kenny Norton September 30, 2006
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internet nerd

Someone who's play Counter-Strike and/or use any form of internet lingo.
ie. 'pwn', '1337' etc.
An internet junkie is someone who spends the same amount of time on the internet as these people, but instead use good things: urbandictionary, erowid, pillreports and talk to friends.
A variation is the 'internet slut'.
by Diego August 30, 2003
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