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Canada's History

That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.
Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010
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History

History is the interpretation of all events from the past that lead up to the theoretical foundations and social consequences of the present day.
Oh my, what an amazing subject History is.
My mom loves History.
by Salsinats February 1, 2022
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canada's history

Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!
"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"
by egokills February 17, 2010
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Canada's History

to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches
Hey lets do some of canada's history
by Dillsnufus February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A grotesque method of killing small kittens.
The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History
by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010
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Worldwide History

WORLDWIDE goes a long way back the first person who joined Worldwide was "CHARLES MARTINS" he is no longer in Worldwide tho so it has to go to Enoch.. To Sammy Worldwide might have started as a failure but now it is one of the best groups... Worldwide might have gone through some ups and downs but Worldwide can never die
by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
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History

about old people and shit they had tantrums about
I love the idea of history being about the things that will 100% help me in life <3
by wifehaverthefirst June 11, 2022
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