Whipping hair

Gay slang, the act of one, usually a drag queen, styling the hell out of a wig or other series of synthetic hair pieces.

Guuurl, that bitch is the deal at whipping hair for gods, honey. Save the babies!

by zekira March 23, 2011

granny hairs

the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.

Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers

by lazindra March 21, 2011

hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops October 24, 2011

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

public hair

A rather unfortunate misspelling of pubic hair; that nasty-ass hair that grows in your crotch.

♬ "I'm not ashamed if my public hair" ♬

by Telephony2 August 9, 2023

hair juice

Tiny beads of perspiration that dangle off the ends of a sweaty man's chest hair.

I borrowed my friend's hoodie and he immediately complained, "Dude, now it's got hair juice all over it!"

by Freddy Freshlegs August 21, 2023

flair hair

Any person of a liberal bent who dyes their hair any unnatural fluorescent color, especially pink, purple or green and who exhibits hostile outbursts and general hatefulness toward anyone with a differing opinion, exhibits bouts of uncontrollable screaming and instability. Although rarely life-threatening, RUN!

Today, I saw a flair hair freak the fuck out at a dude for not wearing a mask.

by Mo Sol October 5, 2023