Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?
Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.
Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!
Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.
Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!
by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

The best girlfriend is mine. She's perfect the way she is and I love her with all my heart, I'd die for her.
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3
by The one u'll always love <3 September 4, 2021

A nap girlfriend is a girlfriend who pretty much lays in bed all day, sleeps, eats, watches Netflix and talks to you. She is always tired but makes time to take care of you.
by Seaotter0947 December 3, 2020

A dangerously adorable mix of brains, confidence, and cross-examination. She’ll win your heart with airtight logic, charm a jury without trying, and still find time to object to your poor life choices—with love, of course.
by AcerbicLemon October 10, 2025

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life
by Paewj2 November 17, 2022

by DESlR6ED August 8, 2022
