Girlfriend

A person who bites you

“Dude my girlfriend just bites me all the time “
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”

by User196396399263 March 24, 2022

girlfriend

a mysterious thing that successful people have

bro wtf is a girlfriend

by "she goes to another school" April 18, 2021

girlfriend

okay this is one for all my fellow males out there
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand

yeah I'm gay how did you know?

joe: yeah man I just got a girlfriend!
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?

by AtOneWithTheSussy December 28, 2021

Girlfriend

Something my boyfriend wont have if he leaves me on open one more FUCKING time

Why dont you text her?
Him: i like rust
Shes your girlfriend tho:(

by Salty sock September 07, 2021

Girlfriend

Something you will never have if you don’t get off this website and get a job

Whats a girlfriend

by Salty sock September 07, 2021

Girlfriend

The Girl who you fuck. Also the girl you hope to spend the rest of your life with forever.

A girlfriend is a girlfriend.

by Dixie's finest March 02, 2023

Girlfriend

has to show their face, because it's the law.

My girlfriend is super cool and lets me see her face.

by thelovedoctor69420 October 16, 2020