Shit Golden

The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!

Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?

Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden

by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018

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Golden Labrador

A derivative of the Golden Retriever Boy / Golden Retriever Energy - a cute geeky significant other with very simple needs, easygoing and at times oblivious or gullible making it simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship.

Outdoors-y personality but still somehow glued to housebound activities; can be dishevelled or unaware to their own outward appearance at times as they are often more concerned about other people.

Fiercely loyal and protective, but generally fun loving with a willingness to please; loves physical interaction even if its just a good head pat.

That guys so cute and all you need to do is give him some good food, a good place to sleep and someone to love and he's yours for life; real golden labrador energy

by The Tequilla King October 24, 2022

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golden monkey

A drink invented by a bartender called Monkey at a place called the Swiss in Tacoma. Exact recipe is unknown but ingredients include smashed lemons, Malibu rum, 151, Pineapple juice..

Made by request as an original drink for the guitar player of the band Kry.

Hey can I get a golden monkey?

by ILTGM February 3, 2010

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