Anus Frogs

When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants

Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?

Person 2: love em!

Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!

Person 2: ;-;

by Honkhonkgoose April 11, 2021

frog smash

An act of sex involving a dead frog a glass table and surgical tubing

I frog smash that girl so hard last night

by Frog smash 69 September 5, 2017

Fuck a frog day!

On April 12th, who ever poses as a frog, you get to penetrate them in the ass for as long as you want!

hey its April 12th, Fuck a frog day!

by Fuckfrogsday April 12, 2022

frog

stoner; weed smoker

Call me a frog cause I'm about to Rip-it.

by maryjane_poppins September 10, 2022

big-spending frog

Someone who spends countless amounts of money, yet never seems to run short of it. These people make loan sharks not even bother attempting to trick them into a miserable life of debt.

"How much spending money have you got, Ted?"

"$10 million!"

"And I thought people call you a big-spending frog because you're a rich fat guy."

by P.W. Wills November 7, 2011

frog tongueing

The action of locking eyes with someone and shooting your tongue out of your mouth, sometimes achieving contact with said person's face.

Cornholio and I were caught in a wicked frog tongueing match that ended with my tongue in his mouth.

Frog tongueing seemed to be the theme for my awkward flirtations with my spicy boy toy.

by Ditzychick May 24, 2017

Cute as frogs

Cute as frogs

The most amazing, friendly, nicest, awesome, coolest and swagilicious human on this planet.
Use it as PERSON1: “omg, do you know the most amazing human in this universe?” PERSON2: “yes i do, it’s cute as frogs!”

by Anxley April 2, 2021