English soccer

I bunch of pussys diving around and faking injuiries

wayne rooney is a crappy English soccer player

by English soccer team June 22, 2010

new england cat slapper

the act of using ones penis to slap at a woman vigina (or pussy)

niall - hey jake

jake- yeah

naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite

jake- dudeeeee, u asshole

naill- ha sweet

by da Niall's n alex August 8, 2008

bastardised english

How the simple-minded brits misspell "bastardized english"

I am going to go on urban dictionary and mock all those superior americans for their incorrect spelling by spelling bastardised english incorrectly.

by crazytom84 December 15, 2010

body english

Judge Judy's version of body language

Judge Judy is always watching your body english.

by Unicorn Jones August 8, 2010

Englishlovakian

1. A hilarious dialect of English spoken principally by native Slovak speakers. It differs from standard English by the omission of mandatory articles, the addition of superfluous articles, and broad idiomatic dysfunction.

Carter: She's hot. What did you guys talk about?
Conor: The whole conversation was in Englishlovakian.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.

by I <3 Czech girl"s" February 26, 2010

England

As the head of the United Kingdom, England is considered many things. They are the U.S.'s greatest ally, which is good. They produce great actors and writers. They just need to learn when to drop useless traditions such as the social puppet Queen Elizabeth, who is basically the centre of all Anglophilia(except for the fact that she chooses the Prime Minister), and the fact that everyone can be on line for the throne but Catholics because they fear the Papacy and its filthy Papists (like me, so I guess I cannot be King
:( ). They also need to give back the land they invaded across the sea and to the north and west. Also, like everywhere else on the British Isles, the weather is beautiful with rain and fog.

I went to England for a scone.

by Ryan Patrick Rafiel LaHiff June 13, 2007

bastardized english

bastardized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of Aussies. They take any word that has an "ite" or "ike" and make it sound Australian, and are left with a shitty sounding gay word. Only Daryn Jones from the TV show Buzz can do it and sound funny.

Right=Roight-gay,overused
Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it
Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny
Quite=Quoite-just not cool
Night=Noight-also quite gay
Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual

by Ninjalo March 24, 2004