Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

Photo Donging

Akin to photo bombing but requires visible DONG!

Did you see David Photo Donging in Tanner’s baseball photo?

by Dorkboy November 12, 2021

Dong yang

the cutest and sweetest boy in the world, if you ever meet him he will always be on ur mind.

i’m glad i met Dong Yang to trek at Keppel Bay this time last year, we ended up playing super smash bros whoo!

by bunny box November 22, 2021

Phat dong

Used as explanative. Wow this is “phat dong.” Could also be translated as a thick penis.

That new report is Phat Dong!

by Normadin March 19, 2019

Ding-dong

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.

"Ding-Dong! Meet up at the bar in 30 seconds for a team building exercise!"

by WIZORD666 August 11, 2014

skiddily-dong-dong-dong-dang

skiddily-dong-dong-dong-dang is a phrase you use to fill in gaps of silence.
It often produces a petite chuckle from the listener

Grace: “hey!! How was your weekend?”

Aoise: “good”

….

Grace: “skiddily-dong-dong-dong-dang”

by suds4life June 3, 2024

Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021