torpedo dude

A person who is an arrogant, passive aggressive dickface who believes he can write excellent papers, when in reality, it is just a bunch of words copied from cited sources

It is impossible to get any work done with a torpedo dude on board because he rejects another team member's idea in the most passive aggressive way while being extremely self-righteous.

by get_of_idiots May 17, 2012

striker dude

A gay homosexual Xbox kid who takes drugs and is a racist like a Zakki

This kid is a striker dude

by BB" December 29, 2016

token dude

A guy who has a girls attention for a long time, feelings toward him always overpower any other crush, even when the girl is aware of him being unavailable or not interested.

Lucy, you have a boyfriend, why are you still thinking about Alex?!?
I just cant help it, he is my token dude..

by bestpussyever July 5, 2018

The Dude Perfect

The act of having a hard-on and lying vertically in bed, while your partner attempts to throw a Glazed Krispy Kreme donut from the end of the bed on to your erect penis.

Me and Stacy did The Dude Perfect last night. She got 500 points!

by Thicc Dicc December 20, 2019

uteruses before duderuses

Like chicks before dicks but better.

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses

by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017

Sup Ma Dudes

An informal way to greet somebody.

Hello, homies! Sup ma dudes!

by Nessanyul's hammeh October 24, 2018

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018