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Daily December

The holiday month following No Fap November, in which a person masturbates daily. It preceeds Jiffy January, which is celebrated by having as many quickies as possible.
Dude, NFN has left me SOOOO horny. Good thing it's now Daily December!
by whysoser!ous December 7, 2010
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December 23

aye its December 23, time to grab some titties
by dicksucker84 November 19, 2019
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No Dick December

What dudebros threaten women with if they participate in No Shave November, as if anyone wants his dick in the first place.
Woman: I am participating in No-Shave November to help raise awareness for prostate cancer.
Dudebro: Eww! How dare you do something that does not revolve around my penis! You better be prepared to participate in No Dick December!
by InsanityxthexGit November 17, 2013
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December 3

December 3rd is a day where a lot of rich tennis players are born
by Mouse lover November 8, 2019
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December 3

The day where you shave your tallest friends head and call her a bald potato hun
Me: Hi tall friend! Its December 3rd!
Me: Imma shave your head today!
Tall hun: Ok!
Me: Your such a bald potato hun!
Tall friend: Ok!
by Atarasfriend November 26, 2019
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December 14

National Call your crush and tell them you hate them
I’m going to call Eric because he rejected me so I’m going to let out my anger on December 14
by Nationalgeographicluis October 27, 2019
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December 31

December 31st is National suck a toe day
Grab a Friend/Family’s feel and enjoy the flavor!
Person 1: It’s December 31st! You now what that means

Person 2: Oh shit
by urmomisaddictedtoair November 16, 2019
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