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2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.
2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.
Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...
Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...
Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!
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2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.
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Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...
Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...
Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!
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Rancho is also home to the Cucamonga Quakes, a minor league, baseball team owned by the Los Angeles Dodgers, where you can often catch a pro-player rehabbing before being released from the disabled list.
Rancho is mainly middle to upper middle income. It sits geographically well between the 10, 15 and 210 freeways, making any excursion easy to navigate to. Las Vegas is about 3.5 hours away. San Diego about 2 hours and Los Angeles about 1 hour.
It's a pretty cool city, but it ain't cheap. The schools are top rated, which brings in people with money. Especially the Asian community. And it has a shit ton of rub-n-tug massage parlors.
Rancho is also home to the Cucamonga Quakes, a minor league, baseball team owned by the Los Angeles Dodgers, where you can often catch a pro-player rehabbing before being released from the disabled list.
Rancho is mainly middle to upper middle income. It sits geographically well between the 10, 15 and 210 freeways, making any excursion easy to navigate to. Las Vegas is about 3.5 hours away. San Diego about 2 hours and Los Angeles about 1 hour.
It's a pretty cool city, but it ain't cheap. The schools are top rated, which brings in people with money. Especially the Asian community. And it has a shit ton of rub-n-tug massage parlors.
"What are you up to today?"
" Not sure. Might catch a Quakes game, then go get a rub down at the Happy Day Spa then get some grub at Victoria Gardens. Telling you, man. Living in Rancho Cucamonga ain't half bad."
" Not sure. Might catch a Quakes game, then go get a rub down at the Happy Day Spa then get some grub at Victoria Gardens. Telling you, man. Living in Rancho Cucamonga ain't half bad."
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