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Cum Balls

Cum Balls is the ammunition for a sling shot.

First cum in a condom and blow it up just slightly, Tie it at the end. So its a small ball. Load sling shot and fire.
Hey Abby! Come over here so I can fire my cum balls at you!
by wouldntyoulovetoknow666 August 3, 2010
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Cum vibe

Vibe of the cum
I have cum vibe vibe cum
by Cum viber March 2, 2020
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Cum Cocaine

While having sex, pull your cock out of your partner and proceed to ejaculate on a flat surface. Your partner snorts the cum like a sweet line of cocaine.
That bitch took a line of my cum cocaine after I fucked her ass.
by Bert M December 10, 2007
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Falcon CUM

An attack used by Captain Falcon. When used, Falcon screams, "Falcon... CUM!", thrusts his pelvis, and blows his violently blazing load all over his enemies, causing them to die almost instantaneously in a fiery orgasmic inferno.
Mario was killed by a Falcon CUM. How tragic.
by explosivejizz May 23, 2009
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Cum Target

For some strange reason, women began getting these really foolish tatoos on their lower back that usually are ugly and meaningless. Often these tatoos are seen on women over 35 that think it's "COOL". Usually any younger girls in the immediate area can be seen giggling at the washed up bimbo with the silly tatoo and bad dye job.

However these tatoos perform two separate but very important funcions:

1.- They provide a lot of work for tatoo artists.

2.- They provide a landing zone for the ever important cum-shot after good a doggy style pounding , hence the "Cum Target".
Karen- "Look, I got a new Tatoo above my ass!"

Jim- "What the hell did you do that for?"

Karen- "Well I dunno, I already forgot what the fucking thing looks like"

Jim- (unzipping pants) "Since you wasted all your money I might as well glaze your new cum target with my manlyhood.
by Benny the Chicken Killer December 14, 2008
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cum-bucket

one who frequently engages in any sexual act in which bodily fluids relating to sex organs are exchanged; one who is characteristically indiscriminate of their sexual partners
your mom's a fuckin' cum-bucket
by julius May 13, 2005
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cum sick

The feeling of sickness girls get after swallowing too much sperm. Most often followed by throwing up and refusing to swallow a load again. Some girls get cum sick after swallowing their very first load of sperm.
Duder: "Awwww fuck yeaaaahhhh!!! Take that girl!"

Chica: "Oh!" (swallows) "Whoa.... that tasted like..... raw eggs....."

Duder: "You ok? You look a little cum sick girl."

Chica: (throws up all over the place)

Duder: "Fucking nasty! Peace bitch, don't call me ever again."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
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