Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 10, 2020

Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside

"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."

by B agave G March 20, 2020

Crab Shack Jobby

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.

Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.

by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025

walking crab

when you bang a girl in the crab position while infected with crabs and she has sex with somebody else thus infecting them the crab walk from one person to another

broski 1: "i heard she has crabs!"
broski 2: "i heard she did the walking crab with john and infected doe!"
broski 1: "the crabs walking!"

by stewy5 May 9, 2012

crabs

Pubic lice, parasitic insects that can infest in the genital area of humans. Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact.

“don’t go for her mate she’s got crabs”

by crabbyboi123 May 20, 2019

Crab stab

A word that is used to replace the word fuck

Hey girl you want to get crab stabed

by Jayden blaze July 15, 2018

Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.

"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.

by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024