Crab

An orange animal Kim Namjoon is in love with.

"i love crabs" Namjoon says while he is holding a crab on his huge hand.

by Ntk7 August 17, 2018

Crabs

Cranky 8 legged freaks armed with pincers.

Like crabs to a wounded bird, they proceeded to surround that guy and shred him to a bloody pulp with their pincers, prying at his flesh.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

crab gluck

when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner

Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.

by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023

Snow crabs

The finest seafood known to man.

Real men use their teeth to crack the hard shell of the snow crab.

Snow crabs own king crabs.

by Syrenia November 3, 2010

jamie crab

A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.

Don't be a Jamie Crab be free.

by MoneyLebowski October 28, 2020

Crab bagging

When someone has a bunch of pubic lice AKA crabs on their ballsack and they teabag you with it.

Damn, Aaron Carvalho was laid up with Mikey last night and he just started crab bagging him with his entire nutsack!

by dicknibbler June 8, 2025

Inverted Crab

God hes so hot

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.

by Krinlex September 24, 2022