Snow crabs

The finest seafood known to man.

Real men use their teeth to crack the hard shell of the snow crab.

Snow crabs own king crabs.

by Syrenia November 3, 2010

jamie crab

A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.

Don't be a Jamie Crab be free.

by MoneyLebowski October 28, 2020

Crab bagging

When someone has a bunch of pubic lice AKA crabs on their ballsack and they teabag you with it.

Damn, Aaron Carvalho was laid up with Mikey last night and he just started crab bagging him with his entire nutsack!

by dicknibbler June 8, 2025

Inverted Crab

God hes so hot

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.

by Krinlex September 24, 2022

Crab

Blood gang members call Crip gang members Crabs due to the color of the blood of the horseshoe crab being brilliant blue.

Crip: sup slob

Blood: sup crab

by Sasquatch loc April 7, 2021

Crab

Somewhat derogatory/condescending name for members of the Royal Air Force (RAF) used mostly by the British Army and Royal Navy who see themselves as both more senior and more up market/classy.

Look at all those crabs in their cheap suits

by UrbaneUrban May 21, 2021

Crab dinner

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex

C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it

by masshole official July 1, 2017