dirty porcelain cowboy

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.

Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy

by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024

Death cowboy

Someone who rides the line between life and death, sometimes switching between the two repeatedly.

"your alive after that!? Damn, you go death cowboy."

by IceUnderWater March 28, 2024

urban calgary cowboy

Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .

Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.

Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.

Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy

by The Original Uncle Filthy July 13, 2022

Cowboy Lemonade

Hot n' foamy piss from a flaccid man in cowboy boots.

"Hey have you ever tried cowboy lemonade?"

"Actually yeah, I have it on the tap if you know what I'm sayin'"

by Anonymous_012398 July 1, 2022

Cowboy Specials

Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."

"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."

"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."

by Jesse Jamison August 13, 2022

Cowboy Bepop

When a girl is riding a guy cowgirl style and just before he is about to come, she punches him in the face. In his confusion he finishes as his eyes well up with tears.

My girl was upset I didn’t give her money to get her nails done. Later that night my girl was riding me and cowboy bepop-ed me right in the face, now I have a black eye.

by celloRav3 August 26, 2022