come torta

A lesbian, or a bitch

Damn alex you're such a come torta

by Ale1569 September 29, 2017

comella

She legit.

Comella is too legit to quit.

by Nae9008 January 8, 2018

Teague Comedy

A comedy that is mainly targeted at uneducated Middle-Americans. You know you are watching a Teague Comedy when dialogue that isn't really that funny makes your fully-grown adult friend snort milk out of his nose, and when educated humor is said, the same man will chuckle half-heartedly because even though everyone else is laughing, he really didn't get the joke.

John: Man those Mel Brooks movies are sooooo funny, i snort milk out of my nose everytime i watch them!
Ben: Really? When's the last time you saw "Robin Hood: Men In Tights?"
John: I don't know, when i was 12...
Ben: Goddammit John, thats such a Teague Comedy!
*Ben punches John*
John: What was i thinking.....

by JG Schnooglebottoms May 25, 2010

oh comely

A song from Neutral Milk Hotel or NMH

Person A: Have you heard the song 'Oh Comely'?

Person B: No, it sounds weird.
Person A: Well then you have no soul

by Where_am_I November 5, 2018

until the donkey come from water

For a very long time.
A Turkish term similar to until the cows come home but it is used with give or get a thrashing.

If you get on with speaking like this, I will give you a thrashing until the donkey come from water.

by mevele March 26, 2008

locked in like a come bet

Expression used by craps dealers - you're trapped, no way out. could also mean:
your job is secure,
you're engaged to be married,
you knocked up your girlfriend & you're going to pay child support for the rest of your miseable life.

Pit Boss: Vinko is moving to Vegas so it looks like they'll promote Joey D.

Box Person: He's locked in like a come bet!

by the wetspot March 29, 2008

Ha He Come

Meaning of someone coming, but mistakenly spoken.

man 1: ha he come
man 2: dont you mean here he comes ?

by juiobhnyuiojnl September 10, 2011