The tallest man with short man syndrome. Often stemming from attractive parents, particularly the matriarch. Clearly the product of a sexually unsatisfactory relationship, specifically due to the girth of the patriarch's penis (Cole will dispute this fact, but stand firm in your convictions). Very sweet at heart, and the designated music master among his group of peers.
Cole, your mom's really fucking hot– Too bad your dad's penis can't satisfy her.
Cole, could you reach that for me?
Cole, could you reach that for me?
by cole's friends October 2, 2020

The best boyfriend and friend you could ever have. He is athletic, funny, doesn’t care what others think and is always his self. Everyone loves him for his kind heart. He is shy at first but once you get to know him he’s the best person you know. Would never hurt you and it would kill him if he did. He loves everything about you. A blonde haired, blue eyed cutie who is the best person you’ll ever meet, the best human ever.
by Holychristkaz July 17, 2020

the most best person you will ever meet and you will love them emediatly with their green eyes, blonde hair and the best looking guy you'll ever meet
you are a cole
by reall person, i lied February 1, 2021

by ILIKECHALDREN April 7, 2022

by Bailedx November 22, 2023

thugging out an audition without having practiced the music and having a cold and a sore throat, but still landing top chairs.
"How did Jeremiah get past pre-area? Didn't he have a really bad throat?"
"He was coleing the entire time, even he didn't think he'd get in."
"He was coleing the entire time, even he didn't think he'd get in."
by NamasteHK March 20, 2024
