menstruating clown

A person (usually male) that acts like a drama queen with PMS. First coined in the late 80's.

That Shawn is such a menstruating clown.

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

ass clown

A person who's either funny by making fun of other people and being an ass, or a person who's not funny but still considered an ass at the same time.

Kid 1: haha that kid's hilarious
Kid 2: haha yeah, but he's such an ass clown.

by MJ89 May 23, 2005

clown shoes

A person who who you hate and is a joke to you

you see someone you dont like and you say your fucking clown shoes

by jimbo balls October 24, 2007

clown hair

What old men get when most of their head is bald except some patches of hair on the sides.

Mike is a 70 year old man. He has a little grey hair on the sides but is completely bald up top. Mike has clown hair

by exxtreme_croquet September 1, 2010

punish the clown

To beat ones meat.

Wow! Jack Heath can sure punish the clown!

by HMish chats September 27, 2013

Down Clown

A heroin addicted loser.

A Slang term for heroin is down.

Usually lives at shelters, in tents or at the city centre bus stop.

Hobbies of a DOWN CLOWN are:

picK-pocketing; thieving from family; pawning childrens toys/games/clothes; nodding off anywhere and everywhere; drooling; not showering; boosting meat from Safeway; aggressively demanding spare change from young families and business people.

Kid asks, "mom, what's wrong with that dirty man at the bus stop? He yelled at that lady for money then fell over and peed himself!" Mom's reply, "oh honey, that's just a DOWN CLOWN. that's why it's important to stay in school dear!"

by alannabanana604 September 20, 2021

clown boobs

going from a small titty size to bigger than porn star boobs with one surgery and thus looking disproportional to the woman's body.

So my old high school fling who had double A's decided to get a G size boob job. I've never seen bigger clown boobs in my life!

by zxmonster September 21, 2014