Mrs. Clean

Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.

Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

clean & jerk

Masturbating in the shower

"I start every day with a clean & jerk."

by Kichael Jackstien August 19, 2015

Cleaning the plow

When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.

Who is cleaning the plow tonight, you or him?

by Kyle Boedeker December 29, 2008

Cleaned

Past tense for the word clean.

"Yeah, I just cleaned this room on my own, no big deal"

by Charles Alfred Ywnlyn January 24, 2021

windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people

I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.

by Kladdo August 18, 2023

Clean Kyra

A woman who shaves her friends vagina and scrubs it with borax before diving in.

Man that was a clean vagina after performing a clean Kyra on that muff.

by Mr Muff Master September 15, 2021

clean skeet

When you nut in the toilet, trash can, or any other object or thing and don’t need to clean it up

This time is gonna be a clean skeet because I don’t have time to clean up

by Tooth Brain March 03, 2019