Chris Pie

When Christopher let’s his poop dry on his butt and picks it off, while smelling it’s savory smell.

Chris smeared his finger on his butt to achieve the ultimate chris pie thus, smelling it.

by AndrekBoobido December 1, 2019

Chris Raposo

a Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby with some fat fucking milkers and a small pee pee.

Bobby: Look at that cringe nae nae baby with massive mommy milker!
Pooper: OMG thats a Chris Raposo moment! SWAG!

by xXPunishedGamerXx August 9, 2020

chris reid

literally the sweetest guy you could ever meet he wouldn't purposefully try hurt you if not as a joke, he secretly does career about you and he honestly doesn't understand how much you love him. You should defo tell him how you feel. He would probably enjoy warm hugs at night.

He's taller than you, brown haired, fair skinned and overall handsome af.

if you treat him well he'll forever love you. I can't myself but if you can you NEED to confess to him he's perfect for you both matter how much you deny it you know it's true that you love him.

Person 1- Chris reid is so nice omg how is he real???
person 2- idk he's so perfect??
person 3- he could be better..
person 1&2- leave Chris reid alone!!

by Lamolol June 8, 2022

Shy Chris

A muscular tall handsome guy who is often insecure with talking to women he is a great friend who is loyal to the T to his family, friends and partner, he is a hard worker and true gentleman.

Oh wow who’s that cute guy across the gym? He must be a shy chris

by TrenWarr November 22, 2021

Chris Yawn

When you yawn without opening your mouth and your nostrils flare.

He just did a Chris yawn!

by The real chief 53 January 12, 2021

chris vega

a person with a dark past
yet has beautiful heart

girlfriend material ..100%
she thick and sexy

got an ass

just an awesome person who would date an asshole like herself XD loving person but so bitchy and loyal
super fun and such an adorable tomboy
trustworthy and freaky
crazy freaky in bed <3

yo i wish i had me a girl like chris vega

by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

Pulling a Chris

Shitting yourself at work.

Are you pulling a Chris right now, because it smells like shit in here.

or

Why did you just call your mom and ask for extra underwear, are you pulling a Chrs?

by TomCat_1020 November 8, 2019