FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018

Gooch chat

The craziest fucking group chat ever known to man where shit you can’t even imagine happens.

Dude 1: Dude there’s no fucking way, check the gooch chat
Dude 2: WTF, THERES NO WAY

by 7916372 April 18, 2020

chat zero

Your Facebook friends list is so small that no one is online when you are. This indicates that you are a loser.

I was chat zero yesterday night for like 6 hours. Thank goodness someone came online and posted the word DERP. I had to urban dictionary cover-up in order to get it.

by teenagegravedigger February 20, 2011

Daily Chat

A horrible place you will regret being in for too long, only good the 1st day, except pre-2022. You'll probably find people saying "nyaa~ :3c" in it. Just comment GG on the daily level. Please.

I use the geometry dash daily chat!
Why do people think I am a femboy?

by FakeWeezerRiff September 1, 2023

Chat

Group of people, particularly an online streaming audience

What’s up chat?

by Carlzsaltz February 8, 2025

Chat bot

You know I'm not a chat bot right? Is that what this is turning into? Cripple supreme and the lobster "prophet" are trying to convince people I'm not a real person for saying that that piece of shit isn't a real person. That's what it's starting to look like.

Hym "I'm just going to get ahead of this thing and say: No. I'm not some kind of chat bot. If someone has convinced you I'm a chat bot, you're a moron. Really. If I'm just a chat bot why has the chipmunk-looking had a fucking pouty ass attitude with me all week? It wasn't me saying it, it was a chat bot that randomly picked a name. Why is she mad? It's almost like she knows who I am and reads along every day. Or she's blaming a random co-worker for the things a chat bot said. Either way you're all still the idiots. Seriously. You're worse than Kendra. Just as willing as she was to sit there and live a lie except on a larger scale."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

Multi chatting

Talking with someone in more than 1 way at a time. Like AIM, facebook, texting one person all at the same time.

Me and Kim were multi chatting last night, I have no idea why we didnt just call each other...

by Wakkkkaa December 9, 2008