menstruating clown

A person (usually male) that acts like a drama queen with PMS. First coined in the late 80's.

That Shawn is such a menstruating clown.

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

ass clown

A person who's either funny by making fun of other people and being an ass, or a person who's not funny but still considered an ass at the same time.

Kid 1: haha that kid's hilarious
Kid 2: haha yeah, but he's such an ass clown.

by MJ89 May 23, 2005

clown shoes

A person who who you hate and is a joke to you

you see someone you dont like and you say your fucking clown shoes

by jimbo balls October 24, 2007

Bicycle Clown

A retarded person who doesn't use grammar.

Me: "Hey Xev, you're a bicycle clown."

Xev: "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

by fourteeneffcali May 15, 2009

clown hair

What old men get when most of their head is bald except some patches of hair on the sides.

Mike is a 70 year old man. He has a little grey hair on the sides but is completely bald up top. Mike has clown hair

by exxtreme_croquet September 1, 2010

Burn The Clown

Throwing Paint on a girls vagina and lighting it on fire with a match.

Burn the clown is a crazy act.

by Venir October 8, 2011

Clown Mouthing

When a woman comes and sprays ejaculate into the open mouth of her partner. She wins when the partner's mouth is so full that he/she must spit or swallow.

"I went down on Kali so well last night, she squirted like a fountain, so I started clown mouthing her like a carnival game. If I had a balloon on top of my head it would have popped."

by Louis Bahan February 27, 2008