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The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.
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Colombian arm candy

A sexy latina girl who looks good by your side
My colombian arm candy looked great when we when out tonight
Colombian arm candy by Bluntaah March 18, 2017

got your candy 

A term used in prison's and jails for having ones anal virginity forcibly taken.
"Hey Tim, I hear someone got your candy yesterday?"
got your candy by El Walkerama September 26, 2017

Eating that candy corn 

Sexual term meaning licking someone’s butthole
Mike is in jail eating that candy corn
Eating that candy corn by Deehero October 11, 2018

Back-Door Candy 

The illegal practice of sneaking candy in to a movie theater through the back door.
Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.

Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.

Friend 1: Sweet!
Back-Door Candy by slumdom December 3, 2018

stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man 

a meaningless and racist insult from some vyond video
soldier 1: hehe... frick.
soldier 2: ok now i heard that, you stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man

The "Monsuir Candy" 

When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in Django
She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsuir Candy".