takes the cake 

When you or people did something so over the top outrageous, either good or bad, in the greatest of ways, that it literally excelled so far at what was done, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else went further.

On top of everything they did, destroying that kids life, years later on, they after the girl they cost him to use as a leverage on him, this one really takes the cake, you honour.

takes the cake by Aerick Lux Star Emperor December 15, 2013

Pass on the chocolate cake 

If someone needs to pass on the chocolate cake, it means that they're a little hefty and need to lose a little weight. Could also imply pre-diabetic-ness.

Man, Tanner is packing the pudge lately... I think he needs to pass on the chocolate cake.

Pass on the chocolate cake by DJMinkus December 8, 2009

cake-da-make

1. Phrase meaning "cake/caking on the make up"; used to describle a female who wears excessive, disgusting, and unnecessary amounts of make-up;
2. A female who doesn't know how to properly apply foundation, concealer, etc., thus her face gives off a "cake-y" appearance due to the overuse of various products

Damn, that cake-da-make bitch wears more foundation and eye shadow than a circus clown!

cake-da-make by bebelicha March 10, 2004

Cakedrunk 

very drunk, so drunk that everything becomes sexy, the slightest movement insists "lets get it on". Cakedrunk was also the inspirations behind the youtube film "cakedrunk", check that out

Tierney was cakedrunk when we did it on the stock room floor.

Cakedrunk by Niko Niko January 13, 2008

Julius Caesar Especiale 

The act (and art) of receiving fellatio from a female counterpart in a dimly lit room while being fanned and fed grapes. The fanning and feeding of grapes may be performed independently, through a series of short breaks (typically at a greater frequency toward the beginning of the process), granted at least one hand or set of lips remains in contact with the penis (and in motion) throughout the fanning and/or feeding period. The receiver of such acts typically sips wine throughout the process and may provide feedback to the female in terms of technique, endurance, and overall performance, as desired.

The splendors of that Julius Caesar Especiale i received the other night can only compare to a blissful, pre-sneeze sense of weightlessness and ephemeral descent through the seemingly infinite tides of ecstacy.

Julius Caesar Especiale by Neurosojourner September 19, 2010

Asian cake 

To have sex with all the Asian races possible, and then finish off by having sex with a white girl for the topping.

no mutts only pure breds.

Friend A: How long till you finish making that Asian cake?

Friend B: I still need to find a Korean and Viet

Asian cake by RP for life December 6, 2010

guilt cake 

a special cake that is presented only after you have forgotten about someone's birthday; the intention is to make you feel guilty for forgetting

I forgot my dad's birthday and 3 months later, my step-mom brought out a guilt cake cake for him as a surprise. I sat there uncomfortably... thinking, "what a nice surprise... now I can feel really guilty about forgetting my dad's birthday"

guilt cake by lexshare August 16, 2011