bump donks

When you see a cutie with a booty that you wanna bump donks with; also a new fetish (or kink) where two or more people consecutively bump donks for like 20 minutes to get off.

Sentence 1: "Hey momma wanna bump donks tonight?"
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."

by Dont.Ask.Again cx June 8, 2018

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

bumpy bump

The act of snorting cocaine off a herpes bump.

That hoe Heather let me do a bumpy bump off her pussy.

by Beyonddisturbed420 March 31, 2020

Blimp Bump

When you hold your balls like a brain and someone does a bump in the space between the balls.

Yo I did fat blimp bump off my boyfriend’s ballsack last week

by Fuckboii 3000 November 24, 2020

Bud bump

A man to man hump in the rump. Typically a straight man who finds himself in need to be relieved may call on his gay or bi sexual friend to engage in a sex. Such as a Bro Job or manjob.

This is NOT gay!

Guy 1: Dude, I'm horny AF. Whatta ya say to a little bud bump in da bed!

Guy 2: Sure. I'm down.

by Bro kinda job November 26, 2020

Bump uglies

When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.

(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)

Josh and Nick got so wasted they started to bump uglies on the living room floor.

by sudnvm May 29, 2020

Bump

The action of stealing something, usually from acquaintances, and things usually stolen is food, drinks, or small quantities of money. Typically said in Scotland.

Mate, d'you bump my buckie?
No, I didn't, I swear.

by The definite pisstake. July 30, 2020