water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom

*doing guess my bath*
*Ethan does the condom challenge*
Grayson"oh it's a water balloon thing guy*

by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017

passion balloon

A used condom that's been blown up

The girl from Tinder was so nasty when I was done she made a passion balloon

by Dr.Black November 3, 2017

left ballock

You use the comment for almost any contact with other

Person- “Shut up dude you’re mean”
You- “My left ballock is mean”

by Your almighty and powerful God December 4, 2017

Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018

quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature

I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll

by Savag3 af January 26, 2018

Yellow Balloon

When you piss into a balloon and throw it at somebody

I threw a yellow balloon at that kid

by Michael the nub June 14, 2018

Popped balloon head

A person with a head so disshaped it resembles that of a popped balloon.

“Ere Hoiker, who’s doing the see-off on that jet?”

Hoik-hoik “popped balloon heads going out in ten mins to do it and turn that fuel into freedom” hoik-hoik-nod-nod

by Jizzy G-Dogg November 5, 2018