Sick Beard

The outcome of being very drunk, passing out with your head tilted right back and spewing up. The sick then, assuming you don't choke and die, will run over the lips down the chin and over the cheeks. The sick is left to dry until you re-gain conciousness. When you awake, you will find you are left with a fully set sick beard. Sick beards are very fashionable among the homeless.

Chad: Hey Bro.. Did you see that guy in the doorway back there?
Tim: Hells yeah man! He was sportin a serious sick beard!

Alex: (looking in mirror) WOAH. Look at the size of that sick beard. I must have had a great night.

by Mcloth January 28, 2010

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Jew Beard

A beard sported by a Jew and located on the neck directly under the chin. It makes it an ideal spot in which to hide money, amongst other things.

Jon shaved his Jew Beard, so now we have nowhere to hide the pennies.

by cooniexp November 18, 2011

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Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.

Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.

by Djish91 November 27, 2016

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Beards

Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.

You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.

by shup July 7, 2004

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