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Beanerette

I’m taking a beanerette on a date tonight.
by The Jips-meister February 1, 2026
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Beaner Larping

Acting like Mexican while not being mexican
“Diego stop beaner larping you are hondurian”
by Stinkydeerankle April 2, 2026
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string beaning

The combining of beans by a string that are used as Anal Beads.
All the kids these days are string beaning instead of using Anal beads.
by Rowbaretow February 26, 2014
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string beaned

the act of dangling ones tampon string on the forehead of another individual. This action is then followed by the repeated side by side motion of the string.
She pulled her pants down and string beaned her boyfriend while he has passed out
by brownt69 March 4, 2014
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J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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banana beaner

Damn banana beaners keep taking our jobs!
by traaacker December 3, 2015
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get beaned

when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next

a word often used when drunk
Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"
by bbEanEDDDD December 7, 2017
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