baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004

baseball gods

The gods in the heavens that control the weather, or outcome of a game depending on the players or teams

*Rains* The baseball gods don't want us to play today..

by Joeeerteysr April 27, 2014

Based Day

Based Day, is a cultural and religious celebration held on August 17th, the birth date of LIL B "THE BASEDGOD", the foremost patron saint.

tybg we have anther day to celebrate Based Day.

by TYBG4EVA May 21, 2019

baseball cards

baseball cards is code word for getting absolutely shit faced whilst drinking white claws, because there is no laws when you are drinking claws.

"hey Gio stop fucking the cat you've had too many baseball cards"

by ILOVEWHITECLAW September 9, 2019

The based family

A group of highly swagged out individuals that usually smoke blunts together and go on adventures together. They're special talents include of giving buck fifties to trifilin' ass hoes, winning mad guap at ceelo and firing shots at certain SLIMES. This family is higly allergic to slimes so if you have any type of slime flu or sickness please stay away from them!

Tiara: "Hey look it's the based family can i be apart of it!"
The based family: "No we don't affiliate with slime's and smuts sorry"

by Agnes Brady December 16, 2011

Inside Baseball Stuff

A metaphor in American slang that refers to the inner workings of a system that are only understood by the experts. To understand Inside Baseball Stuff, one must have specific knowledge of the subject discussed that is not generally understood by outsiders.

What's the purpose of this email notification? I thought the issue was resolved last week or is this just Inside Baseball Stuff?

by GFE-Lover February 28, 2022

mom's basement

Stereotypical home for the geek, nerd, fatbeard, loser, etc. The term implies that the individual still lives with one or both of his parents despite being a grown man. Reasons for still living at home may include a lack of drive and ambition, being unable to afford a place of his own due to spending all of his money on his hobbies (i.e. Star Trek figurines, comic books, and online role-playing games), or just plain being a mama's boy.

"Jeff is such a loser. He really needs to move out of his mom's basement and work on getting laid rather than spending every free minute playing World of Warcraft."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 11, 2006