Ball Kiss

When you and a male friend (no eye contact no homo remember boys) gently shmush testes as a sign of affection.Common greeting for Japanese and north Korean business men (occasionally found in parts of Canada).

Person 1:"You know Dave when I first met you I wasn't too sure if you were a ball kiss kinda guy or a handshake person."
Person 2:"Yeah i'm very fond of the smushing of the testes you know next time just pull my trousers down for me even."

by Kieran Clover August 13, 2020

trucker ball

When your nut bag is stuck to the side of your leg. Generally during a road trip.

I had to get off the freeway cause of a gnarly case of trucker ball.

by marble_player July 4, 2017

washing balls

Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.

Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".

by MonteMike February 3, 2009

hung balls

When the scrotum is relaxed and the testicles hang the lowest possible from the body.

Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.

That porn actor had very hung balls. They were slapping her booty.

by Adrulk el Viejo September 15, 2016

virtual balls

When someone has balls over the internet, when someone can talk back only online.

-Doood, you see dat slut over there?
-Yup
-She confessed me over myspace and she's scared of me
-She has virtual balls

by MagdaGonePsycho March 10, 2008

Ball Whopping

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.

My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Balls Swashbuckling

The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).

Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!

by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021