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Baked

When someone is stoned and they take on the mental state and physical appearance of a baked good.
Owen mate, your a bit of a baked potato not gonna lie.
Brooke, you're a baked cookies.
by Aussie and stoner slang March 24, 2019
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Bake

A word for a guy who tries to get a girl despiretly for one month.Then entirely fucking it up like he fucks up everythig.
by The sexy librarian May 14, 2018
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baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.
I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.
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BAKED BIRD

ˈbeɪkt bə d noun

under the influence of chicken wings.

"GET BAKED NOT FRIED"
"Hey, how's it going?, Shall we get BAKED BIRD tonight?"
"Who's feeling to get BAKED BIRD?"
by Baked Bird November 28, 2021
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Baked

When you have a good bledge with the boy and have a lovely doob.
Boy 1: Yes the boy you baked like?
The Boy: Aye boy I’m canny baked like boy.
Boy 1: Aye boy that’s the one like boy.
The Boy: Aye boy uno it boy.
by The Baked Boy February 9, 2022
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baking cookies

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020
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Bake

v. (derogatory) to communally interpret and draw connections between disparate information to draw (often pre-decided, absurd, and/or entirely false) conclusions, as is done in conspiracy theorist communities. Often takes place shortly after an event occurs or information is revealed that, to any reasonable person, would immediately disprove the conspiracy theory.

Originated with the QAnon conspiracy theory, whose followers would call themselves “bakers” following “crumbs” of information given to them by a supposed government insider. This self-identification has been largely abandoned, and the term “bake” is now used mainly by critics of such communities.

Information or narratives which have gone through the above process of interpretation can be said to have been “baked”.
Their prediction of doomsday having not come to pass, the followers pre-heated their ovens and prepared to bake an explanation.
by Squalidarity October 10, 2023
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